Alison Wilder

Hors D’oeuvres

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My mom and Greg made this yesterday. Really don’t know what got into them, but it’s hilarious. Apparently, they’re not into cooking, but arranging the hors d’oeuvre into shapes is acceptable. I think my mom mostly did it to freak out Patsy.

George Strait 4-Ever

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Rocking George Strait’s greatest hits in the office this morning. Dear Greg puts up with me. During Amarillo By Morning (which he has never heard), he said, “I mean, you didn’t really need to write a song telling us where you’re going to be. You could’ve just left a note…”

You Must Never Listen

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I could really get behind a post-apocalyptic video game with @wernerherzog as a main character. #youmustneverlistentothistape

Gotit

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I wonder how many times in my life I’ve written “Go tit” in an email instead of “Got it.”

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