Rocking George Strait’s greatest hits in the office this morning. Dear Greg puts up with me. During Amarillo By Morning (which he has never heard), he said, “I mean, you didn’t really need to write a song telling us where you’re going to be. You could’ve just left a note…”
I could really get behind a post-apocalyptic video game with @wernerherzog as a main character. #youmustneverlistentothistape
I wonder how many times in my life I’ve written “Go tit” in an email instead of “Got it.”
A fly in the bedroom at night is bad. A dog barking at a fly in the bedroom at night is worse.
Remember that time when the Muppets weren’t advertising cars and iced tea? That was awesome.
We bought a sofa at the family furniture story in Plymouth yesterday from a woman named Peggy* — mid-sixties, fine bone structure, blue eyes, wrinkles that caused her great stress. She wore the Plymouth, NH version of fashion for women of a certain age: leopard print head scarf, flowy, bright layers, maybe a vest, tights, … Read more
Due to inclement weather, I will be closing today at 12:56 PM. #snowpocalypse
